July 28, 2010

Six iPad wallpapers.

Six iPad wallpapers at a splendiferous 1024x1024 for all you lucky lucky iPad owners that want to spruce up your swanky iPad with some of my nonsense.

If Posterous (the ace website thingy i use) shrinks the pics - let me know, i'll email them to you.

In the first set of six we have:

Cherry Bear Head - idling watching the day pass by.
The darker side of Chimpmunks, we love them, but can we ever really trust a wild animal.
An iPad Smunky Invasion - Long live the Smunky.
The Deity - In retina burning yellow and pink.
The Retro Deity - Easier on the eye but his message remains the same, All Hail The Deity.
The Turd Polisher. For days when despite the value and point of the end goal, it just feels like you are polishing turds.

Click here to download:

Six_iPad_wallpapers..zip (4911 KB)

Let me know if you use them, take & post a picture or something all social media-ry.

And if you use the Cherry Bear Head design, please remember to sing the theme tune that i composed.

Cherry Bear Head, Cherry Bear Head

He's a tiny little bear with a cherry on his head

Cherry Bear Head, oh Cherry Bear Head

Skips everywhere with a cherry on his head!!

July 26, 2010

All Hail The Deity

All Hail The Deity. The Creator and Supreme Being. He has risen from his sushi roll pedestal to lay down vengeance upon the minds of the free. Enemies of cliche, your death will be his reward! The hearts of the thinkers will be playthings for his fearsome Bat Shits Of Doooom. Take heed of this warning, do not anger The Deity for his ironic spectacles of fate will see right through your very soul, and his moustache rides will no longer be free.

Click here to download:

All_Hail_The_Deity.zip (1242 KB)

iPhone sized wallpapers in the gallery. All Hail The Deity.

July 25, 2010

All Praise The Deity

All praise The Deity. The Creator and Supreme Being.

He gives everything freely to his followers and will smite their enemies until they are properly smote.

The Deity will cast down lightening bolts from unhappy clouds and bring a great plague of same faced inanimate objects to overcome those that dare to be original and break free from the shackles of lazy formulaic design, the hard workers, the artists, the real character designers; Take heed of this warning, do not anger The Deity for his retro gloved hand will conquer your spirit and crush your soul.

Click here to download:

All_Praise_The_Deity.zip (1401 KB)

iPhone sized wallpapers in the gallery. All Praise The Deity.

July 25, 2010

Zook got a Skull Munky

Zook, A totally sane man, wanted a tattoo design that incorporated a skull, a monkey and a name scroll. Zook got a Skull-Munky. I thoroughly enjoyed doing this bespoke piece knowing it was going to be inked into flesh, what a buzz.

Tattooed by : Austin Baldwin | Baldwin's Body Art | Evansville, WI The backside of Zook's upper left arm courtesy of Zook's body. And now for the itchy healing process.

June 7, 2010

Freedom Of Speech.

Click here to download:

Freedom_Of_Speech..zip (1340 KB)

Formula Werks + Delme

Exercise your right to express opinions without censorship or restraint, and wear it with pride. Freedom Of Speech Motherfuckers.

1 > Head over to the Formula Werks website
2 > Choose your T-shirt size & colour
3 > Pick your ink colours
4 > You've built your own style!

Ladies and Gents, follow the links below and get yourself my latest design on some fresh top quality Formula Werks threads:

Girls click here
Boys click here

June 7, 2010

BP Remix

Click here to download:

BP_Remix.zip (1497 KB)

In the ongoing fallout of the recent horror show that is the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Greenpeace are asking for a rebrand of the famous BP Helios logo.

My take on it: I've remixed the logo from the fresh and friendly green to a hazardous orange and oil covered dead Helios, and i've also taken the BP corporation for a ride under the guise of a lawless money grabbing gang; the 'Black Gold Pirates'…again, re-modelling the Helios logo, this time into an eye patch wearing pirate skull and cross bones.

Go and have some fun with the BP logo.
All the details and bits and pieces you need are on the Greenpeace site

May 28, 2010

Find Chaffy

The uber-talented comic artist Jamie Smart has a new book coming out soon called 'Find Chaffy' (hunt it down on Amazon).
It looks like a lot of fun, and given that it's for kids it probably contains a lot less swearing and cute violence than some of his other work.
Mr Smart really doesn't need me giving him any press but as i've just taken his lovely fluffy white Chaffy character and ruined it for funsies it does only seem fair; check Jamie's stuff out at http://www.fumboo.com/

Chaffy is © Jamie Smart.
The rest is my nonsense.

May 23, 2010

All Good In The Hood

Click here to download:

All_Good_In_The_Hood.zip (817 KB)

Formula Werks + Delme
There's far too much negativity in the world right now but it'll all turn out perky if we make a little effort. Let's slap the place around the face with some old school positivity and start by pulling on some of these threads. It'll be All Good In The Hood before we know it.